Center Parcs
Just listing what you might be forced to do if you end up here for a 'relaxing short break' makes us Itchy types want to lie down in a darkened room for a well-deserved rest. We've heard reports of people doing things like climbing up and abseiling down a 13 metre tower, riding, canoeing, kayaking, rafting, rowing, sailing, windsurfing, mountain bike trekking and go-karting, and we haven't even mentioned the 3G swing and fan descender yet, whatever that is. Don't wake us up when you get back.


