USC
A worryingly flammable shop. Full of concerningly combustible Diesel and Firetrap - names that conjure up images of lack of escape, scorching doorknobs and death by smoke inhalation - and worst of all, Ted Baker; clothes made from the singed fur of stuffed bear toys cooked slowly and painfully at gas mark 8 with sage and onion stuffing up their bottoms. At least you'll look hot in it all, but it's likely to burn a sizeable hole in your wallet too. Students'll be pleased to hear that they get a whopping discount then: 10% off every Thursday. Scorchio.


