Yates's Wine Lodge
The clientele consists of men in brightly coloured Ben Sherman shirts edging towards a mid-life crisis trying to cop off with half-naked screechers and the odd white wine-toting group of mutton-dressed-as-lamb office horrors. If that doesn't sound like a top night out to you, rest assured there's no way you'll end up here by mistake; you can hear the place before you see it as the cheesy music blankets Market Square in a fragrant layer of stilton. If you do decide to try it, watch yourself with the bouncers. These gents are about as welcoming as the men's toilets in Broadmoor.


