Skin

Do you love the Skin you're in? The Paris Hilton of the Nottingham bar scene, this bar loves itself intensely, as do quite a lot of the posers who frequent it. Perhaps it's this celebrity status that means the queues to get in are longer and more agonising than the wait in a third world dentist's waiting room. Although the service is admittedly pretty good and the sofas are nice and squidgy, it has to be said that a few of them are getting a bit shabby round the edges. Time for a nip and tuck refurb, we reckon. And maybe a healthy dose of heavy colonic irrigation to flush out some of the arsier clientele while they're at it too.

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