Pitcher & Piano

'Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.' 'What is it that brings you here, my child?' 'Well, my idea of a good night out used to be meeting the lads for six pints of lager down my local, then stumbling around in a club for a couple of hours before fighting my stomach for custody of a chicken doner.' 'Bless you my child. You are forgiven, and welcome to the (ex) house of the Lord. I suggest you grab yourself an expertly-mixed cocktail, make yourself comfy with a few friends in the snug area and thank the heavens that those dreadful, drunken days are over.'

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