Geisha

This is where the beautiful people go to hang out, as well as the people who want to perv on the beautiful people, and the people who wish they were beautiful, but won't admit that they aren't. If you look carefully on a busy night, you can actually see big drips of vanity condensing on the ceiling. The décor is so crisp you won't want to touch anything, and the restaurant serves fancy fusion cuisine of the highest order. A proper poser's paradise, and probably best avoided if all you're after is a good old natter over a pint and a packet of pork scratchings.

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