Hart's
Known to every local man and his dog as the best restaurant in town, Hart's is the epitome of fine dining. You'll have worked up an appetite by the time you've plodded to the top of the hill it's perched on. There are more business suits than a chav has cousins, and the staff do that over-attentive thing of topping up your wine glass every millisecond and smoothing your napkin over your lap. Strange. In our world, people that try to get you drunk and stroke your crotch aren't known as 'waiters'.


